Huh.
Because I was just calculating value for money, I just worked out a quick thing in my head, which is amusing me greatly. Average cost of going to the movies is $12 plus – let’s say 15 dollars. So that’s $15 on average, doing a very normal date that lasts maybe 2 hours on average.
Let’s say I do that once a month: = $180 for 24 hours (over a year) of date/recreation time
Let’s say I do that for 3 years = $540.00 for 72 hours (over three years) of date/recreation time.
Okay, now assuming I do rope bondage scenes with my partner twice a month on average, and we end up spending oh, 2 hours a month playing with rope (let’s face it, we all know it’s going to more than that).
Based on how much I paid for my Twisted Monk Bondage Rope, in far less than 3 years time, I’ve spent less per hour enjoying insanely hot, sexy rope bondage dates, than I would have spent going to the movies for a “normal date”.
Also, my dates and my lovers are far more impressed with me, and we’ve interacted a lot more than we would if we’d spent that time at the movies.
Damn, I pick my hobbies well!
Also, now I feel bad for vanilla people. Those poor suckers. They don’t even know! Rope bondage dates have movie dates completely beat. And you don’t even have to go out.
